Oh, ChronicJimmy is such a man about town! And as a result of this, he was forced to leave his comfort zone and be faced with the reality of a world that condemns independent women and gay men.
Can ChronicJimmy make a mean martini? Tragically, no. Has ChronicJimmy ever supported the Contras or the Citizens for Community Values? No. Has he been shamed by a lack of cultural knowledge by a young bartender known to give away lots of free drinks to loose females? Yes.
In fact, though his own husband is a direct descendent of Ru Paul, he is fascinated by the fact that his bartender is a direct descendent of Osama Bin Laden’s third great Uncle, Osama Shut-that-Bitch-Up. As a culturally sensitive human being, he respects the fact that individuals from Muslim countries may choose to be conservative in their views, even though as an American he despises Americans who are conservative in their views. Ain’t that a kicker?
Didya ever here the one about Bill Maher saying that he doesn’t understand why the world would be up in arms about enslavement based upon race, while being soooo understanding about enslavement based on gender? OMG, like that really applies to me??? I’m gay, for God’s sake, but I ain’t a woman!!!
Anyway, we all know that only women can be whores or sluts. Occasionally a man is stoned in Islamic countries, but only in conjuction with the stoning of a whore. There’s always some bitch involved. Nice women accept the proper behavioral norms and don’t question anything. Westerners who don’t admire this conformity are racist and insensitive and probably don’t get off on smacking their wives around. Shameful.
Surely ChronicJimmy is upset about the whole California uproar over gay marriage, which he happens to approve of. Fortunately, he has no need to contemplate the state of gays and unliberated females in Islamic countries, because he spends all his time studying the oppression of non-Christians by Christians in the past centuries.
Why care about what is going on now, when you can get your panties tied in a knot over the past, which no one has any control over? Celebrate Islamic control over entire societies because you only believe in freedom for homosexuals and females when it is culturally acceptable to do so! Goodness, what right do you have to stop people in glass houses from throwing stones? Why be so difficult when you could just approve of “cultural diversity”?
Dumb ass!
PS – why does the Catholic church ignore the plight of young men abused by priests? If you even consider that question, you must be an insufferable bigot.
