Chronicjimmy’s dear Auntie called him this morning & asked him if he had seen the news. He hadn’t.
“Your plant is closing.”
Oh. The plant ChronicJ was forced to work at while building his career as a world-class blogger. Seems like a distant memory…
“So I’m guess you still aren’t doing jackshit,” Auntie commented.
That depends on your definintion of “jackshit.” Does that include studying the racing form and playing the ponies? What about Keno? What about talking on the phone for hours on end? And obsessing over fashion?
“So I guess all those morons in the office will join the ranks of losers such as yourself.”
Nicely put. Even the Plant Manager will have to find a job. And of course he strenuously denied anything of the sort would happen. That was his job, to strenuously deny everything.
But the good news is that unemployment has been extended to the next millenium. So there’s no need to worry about a supposed Obama conspiracy to kick-in-the-face any taxpayer daring to claw his or her way into the middle class. Knock down the people earning $40,000.00 a year. Keep them in their place, and they’ll always be Democrats, because Democrats care about the poor.
Let all the lawyers make their money, as a protected class, since they are the pool of politicians. And a deal has already been made with the bankers and financiers.
Sleep soundly, Dear Ones. Everything is under control. Enjoy your safety net; the same one that will wrap around your neck and choke you if you dare wake up and try to run a business on your own.
