Well, ChronicJimmy was back in Cincinnati to celebrate St. Patrick’s day. So he and a few friends were standing outside a famous (and authentic) eastside Irish pub when out walked several interesting characters.
Two dark-haired girls with streaked hair in mini-skirts and green feathery boots were followed by a tall, tatooed white guy in a bandanna followed by a tall black guy who wasn’t wearing a bandanna. The two girls were snuggled up against one another when the white guy stuck his finger up one of the girls’ skirt. She didn’t seem to complain. Perhaps she was drunk. Next thing you know a guy on a motorcycle pulled up onto the sidewalk. The “big, mean, hairy” bartender came outside and greeted him. Hmmm. Normally he would have thrown a self-righteous hissy fit and told the dude to get lost. Didn’t happen.
Well, a guy playing the bagpipes came along after that and ChronicJimmy decided to leave the digital entertainment and concentrate on listening to the guy in the plaid skirt (no one molested his private area, at least at that time). Anyway, apparently “mr index finger” removed his digit from one girl and grabbed the other girl’s hand and walked away.
Word on the street was that this was some sort of entourage from the “Rock of Love” reality program. You know, it follows Masterpiece Theater on PBS Sunday nights. Brilliantly done.
Well, later in the evening, in the wee hours of the morning, a gangsta shootout occurred on Rt. 75. Be sure to get bullet-proof glass if you commute on that highway, honey! Lord, shades of 2006 and that ridiculous murder after a different bar “incident.” Goodness, are we nothing more than road kill waiting to happen? And isn’t Clifford “T.I.” Harris also involved in a reality show connected to that horrible melee?
All ChronicJimmy can say, sweeties, is that if you give someone “the finger” you’d better watch out! No telling what might happen next! (And ask your man wear his finger’s been before lovingly grasping it. You don’t want to be eating no tuna with your corned beef on St. Patty’s Day.) Hmmm, seems like people can’t get enough “reality” in their lives, can they?
