Chronic Jimmy sometimes just likes to ruminate. Sitting here watching his favorite show, The Unik, on CBS. It’s one of those military type programs, about a squad of patriotic men who have nothing to live for but their country, and are also poor spellers. You know the type.
Note: A eunich is a male who has been castrated. In the past eunichs were used to guard harems, and tragically, in Europe, some males were castrated before they hit puberty so that their voices would not deepen. (They sang in choirs. I think they were called castratos.)
And then, what’s going on in pop culture? Is that worth giving your life for? Think about it. Here we have two women who have been married to the same man. In the natural scheme of things they’d be giving each other the old Minister of Vice approved bitch-slap, not to mention the evil eye. Instead, they have decided to come to terms with each other and let bygones be bygones. In fact, Angelina has agreed to carry a baby for Jennifer! Rumor has it that Jennifer’s friend John Mayer is quite excited about the idea of impregnating Angelina.
“I’m glad the girls have decided to kiss and make up,” commented Mr. Mayer as he tested some sophisticated video equipment in his boudouir. “I’ve been waiting for the world to change, and hot damn, I think it has.”
And what does the newly appointed Minister of Vice think of all this?
“I think girl-on-girl action is good for this country.” Geoff Wyass, chosen by Barack Obama as the very first MOV in a democratic, pluralistic society, approves of strong women coming into close contact with one another. “Though I wonder what role Brad is going to have in all this. Now, that is disturbing. In fact, it ruins the whole mental picture!”
Can this society deal with a Minister of Vice? As a semi-Muslim, it appears as though Mr. Obama is appeasing those in the Middle East, particularly Iran, who find the U.S. to be a cesspool of sodomy, homosexuality, gluttony, greed, and ridiculous fashion choices. By creating a cabinet-level position for a man to monitor vice in this free-wheeling country, does he really think he’ll be able to get us all back on the straight and narrow? I asked Mr. Wyass how he perceives his role in the Obama administration and how it might affect modern society.
“Well, I sometimes agree with more conservative members of the Arab community in some of thier views.”
Which ones?
“I really don’t think it’s such a big deal to let a guy have a harem if he wants to.”
Anything else?
“Is it really so bad to throw a black sheet over all of our fat chicks? This obesity thing is out of control.”
And what about his relationship with Condoleeza Rice?
“Now, she’s skinny. And looks great in a bikini. But don’t ever play with her cornhole.”
Random thoughts. ADD. Anyone up for a shot of Ritalin?
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November 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
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November 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
ChronicJ…I think it may be imperative, for some of our less avid readers, to please give a definition of “eunuch” or (“unich”). I am simply predicting that many readers may question its meaning…Actually, it has been rumored that the new MOV may in fact be a eunuch. Have you heard whispers of this? Do you think it may be true? He has been known to dress up in some feminine fashions from time to time….Do you suppose the word is getting out and that is why he has failed to respond to our many pleas to simply throw us a bone? Maybe the whole Condi thing is just a “cover”. Anyway, regardless of whether Mr. Wyass is or is not a eunuch, I’m sure he will do a wonderful job in his new position as MOV. I’d like to know if he’s requiring his female personal assistants to wear black veils or “sheets” as he quoted. This should make for an interesting administration.