OK, so our friendly fashionista thinks that Anglo-Saxon men are not very attractive. She’s always on the lookout for some sexy dark-eyed stud with beautiful skin and charming manners, whether he be from the Mediterranean part of the world or south of the border. Just so long as he doesn’t like goetta.
That’s fine with us. You go, girl!
And what about Blaine Chowder and his fascination with Bea Arthur? Not the real Bea Arthur, but rather a wooden version borrowing someone else’s voice. Strange, you say? But of course. And that’s not all this puppet is borrowing. I can’t tell you anymore right now. Perhaps Blaine will toss an excerpt of his work-in -progress our way.
Patty DuCake seems to feel that Big Boy has lately been leading a self-destructive life of dissapation and regret. Could this be so? She’s currently researching a story about BB’s rumoured relationship with none other than Little Orphan Annie. Will the details be too sordid for the blank-eyed heroine’s many fans to bear ? Jeepers, you’ll have to stay tuned for more.
And what about our favorite season ticket holder to the Bengals, Ms. MJ? Is she still in debt to Bank Wyatt? Does she realize that he pimps out those who fall behind in their payments? Truly, I fear for her honor. Bank Wyatt has a strange dress code and nefarious dealings with the Delhi underworld. Need I say more?
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October 1, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Where is Blaine Chowder?
October 1, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Judy, you ask a very interesting question. Where is Blaine Chowder? He was allegedly murdered while working for the Cincinnati Dealer, but a body was never found. Some say that he is now in the employ of the government, and may have assumed a new identity. The fact is that he has many enemies. I’ve heard that Putin would like to poison him. But then again, Putin would like to poison the whole western world, so I wouldn’t put too much credence in that theory.
Judy, I think he’s still alive. In fact I was sent a snippet of a story that had all the hallmarks of Blaine’s literary style – incest, drug use, pornography, midgets, giant spiders and no semicolons. So I’m sure he’s still out there. In fact I’ve heard that he may come out of hiding and host ta new version of the Gong Show. He certainly has a dangerous mind.
If you hear anything, please let chronicjimmy know.